City of Austin vs. Chris Perri
 A few weeks ago, I drove to Town Lake for one of my longer runs.   Despite being around 11 am on a weekday, all of the parking spaces were  full.  I saw that some cars had driven onto a dirt area to park their  cars, and I followed suit.  After returning from my run, I found a $50  parking ticket on my windshield for parking in a “Tow Away Zone,”  despite there being no sign that indicated it was such a zone.  Needless  to say, I was upset.
Because I’d parked in this area on previous occasions, along with  seeing other people regularly park there, I decided to contest the  ticket.  According to the City of Austin procedure, violators are  entitled to a hearing if they come to the Municipal Court within 30 days  of receiving a ticket.  Also, being a criminal defense attorney, I  figured it was my duty to fight the seemingly unfair ticket, rather than  just pay it off.  At the very least, I could receive valuable  information on whether I had illegally parked at Town Lake.
A few weeks ago, I drove to Town Lake for one of my longer runs.   Despite being around 11 am on a weekday, all of the parking spaces were  full.  I saw that some cars had driven onto a dirt area to park their  cars, and I followed suit.  After returning from my run, I found a $50  parking ticket on my windshield for parking in a “Tow Away Zone,”  despite there being no sign that indicated it was such a zone.  Needless  to say, I was upset.
Because I’d parked in this area on previous occasions, along with  seeing other people regularly park there, I decided to contest the  ticket.  According to the City of Austin procedure, violators are  entitled to a hearing if they come to the Municipal Court within 30 days  of receiving a ticket.  Also, being a criminal defense attorney, I  figured it was my duty to fight the seemingly unfair ticket, rather than  just pay it off.  At the very least, I could receive valuable  information on whether I had illegally parked at Town Lake.
Today, I prepared my evidence and got in line. After about a 15 minute wait, a “hearing officer” was ready to judge my case. The hearing is very informal, as it takes place in a small office with an audio recorder. After being sworn in, the officer asked me a few basic questions about the circumstances of me receiving the ticket. Then, she allowed me to present my side of the story. Using my three photographs as exhibits, I presented my case.
 The  first picture shows that there is a “No Parking” sign, but the arrows  point to the left and right.  To a reasonable person, this sign  indicates that there is to be no parking in the roadway.  To demonstrate  that there was a roadway (and that I was not on this roadway), I showed  this picture:
The  first picture shows that there is a “No Parking” sign, but the arrows  point to the left and right.  To a reasonable person, this sign  indicates that there is to be no parking in the roadway.  To demonstrate  that there was a roadway (and that I was not on this roadway), I showed  this picture:
 Finally,  I pointed out that cars often park in this dirt area, as demonstrated  by the minivan, along with the tire marks in the following photograph:
Finally,  I pointed out that cars often park in this dirt area, as demonstrated  by the minivan, along with the tire marks in the following photograph:
The hearing officer informed me that I was incorrect. She pointed out that there was a curb that I had to drive over in order to park in the dirt. I responded that it was a very low curb and functioned similar to a ramp, but she asked me whether it was indeed a curb. On this point, I agreed. She also questioned me whether there were any signs that indicated this was a legal parking area. I answered that there were none. Plus, the hearing officer pointed out that there are “2-hour parking” signs next to the legal spots. For these reasons, I was parking in an illegal area. She then proceeded to educate me regarding why the area consisted entirely of dirt: people like me park there, ruining the lush grass that had formerly been enjoyed by Austinites!
At this point, I was ready to leave, tail between my legs.  This criminal defense attorney had been whipped, and I knew  it.   But, she stated that she was dismissing my ticket because I was correct  when I initially pointed out that I was not in a “Tow Away Zone.”   Instead, the ticket-writer should have indicated that I had parked in a  “Right of Way” area.   Due to the fact that my ticket had been  improperly marked, I was relieved of any obligation to pay.  Ah, a  technicality – a defense attorney’s best friend.
it.   But, she stated that she was dismissing my ticket because I was correct  when I initially pointed out that I was not in a “Tow Away Zone.”   Instead, the ticket-writer should have indicated that I had parked in a  “Right of Way” area.   Due to the fact that my ticket had been  improperly marked, I was relieved of any obligation to pay.  Ah, a  technicality – a defense attorney’s best friend.
That’s right, City of Austin, don’t mess with the baddest lawyer in town!
 
                        
